This sign, along with the posts from the last two weeks, was plastered to the side of my uncle's pool. And it very clearly depicts someone signaling a touchdown.
What could possibly be wrong with reffing a friendly game of football at the poolside? Let me tell you!
Some of you may remember a certain "King of Kings" statue that had previously adorned the roadside of I-75 near Monroe, Ohio. It was known colloquially as "Big Butter Jesus," "Big J," and..."Touchdown Jesus." (The reasons for that last one should be apparent.)
I want to make two very important points here. 1) The sculpture, whatever you want to call it, is by the poolside. 2) It was struck by lightning on June 14th of this year.
Listen, we all want to be martyrs for Christ, but I don't see anyone lining up to get crucified. Unless you want to go the route of "Big J," DO NOT signal touchdowns at the pool!
