This week: Appearance. For some reason, it's acceptable for me to prance around Wildwood, NJ in a flesh colored Speedo, but Olive Garden refuses to serve me if I'm topless. (C'mon Darden Restaurants! Public nudity is Mediterranean.) While the logic eludes me, I would say that, as a whole, people are expected to be fully clothed in places with a family atmosphere. This really makes the beach or the pool (a favorite spot for...families) particularly scandalous.
I'll stomach the fact that I might have to see someone's stomach...but don't flaunt it! Especially you freakishly attractively people out there. Take a look at this warning sign photographed on a pool ladder.

Look, it's not your fault if you're built like Jack Bauer or Laura Croft, just don't flaunt it. Have mercy on us mere mortals.