Fair enough. But I think the sign begs a few bigger questions. Where did Cornell get the dinosaurs? How many insects fossilized in tree sap does Cornell have access to? Can dinosaurs naturally ride bikes? And, most importantly, can my dinosaur still juggle flaming swords on the bridge? Whatever the case, I'm just glad I'm not on Brown's cycling team.
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Spared No Expense
It's back to school time, and many of you will be seeing and experiencing brand new dangers as you make your way to some of the greatest colleges in the world. In this spirit, I'm bringing you a warning sign from our ivy league friends over at Cornell. Painted on the sidewalk near the Triphammer Foot Bridge, the sign pretty clearly forbids dinosaurs from riding bicycles.
Fair enough. But I think the sign begs a few bigger questions. Where did Cornell get the dinosaurs? How many insects fossilized in tree sap does Cornell have access to? Can dinosaurs naturally ride bikes? And, most importantly, can my dinosaur still juggle flaming swords on the bridge? Whatever the case, I'm just glad I'm not on Brown's cycling team.
Fair enough. But I think the sign begs a few bigger questions. Where did Cornell get the dinosaurs? How many insects fossilized in tree sap does Cornell have access to? Can dinosaurs naturally ride bikes? And, most importantly, can my dinosaur still juggle flaming swords on the bridge? Whatever the case, I'm just glad I'm not on Brown's cycling team.