"Ingredients for Life."

For this week's post, I'm going back to Genuardi's Supermarket. Besides spilled drink warning signs, they offer a wide variety of fresh produce, meats, seafood, toiletries, and other groceries. But there's one thing you're not going to find.


Maybe they require too much paperwork. Perhaps they just spoil too easily. Whatever the case, you can't buy kids at Genuardi's.

As their slogan says, you can purchase "Ingredients for Life" at Genuardi's, but apparently you can't yet purchase "a life." If you want a kid, you'll have to get it the good old fashioned way...building a house out of candy in the woods. On the plus side, Genuardi's does sell gingerbread.