The poor sap pictured above seems to be suffering not only from a fever, but some kind of severe head injury. One might assume, considering the bright red slash through the sign, that I would be offering Hersheypark as some kind of prophylactic against these maladies. (Super Duper Looper for your sore throat? Kissing Tower for your cramps?) But you should also note that our friend is sporting a pretty cheeky grin. Taking the sign as a whole, I think you can really only come to one conclusion. If you've got these problem, you're not going to be smiling...even in the Sweetest Place on Earth.