That's right, no broken hearts! And I'm not just talking about at the tunnel of love. Roller coasters, bumpers cars, the Ferris Wheel-you can't go twenty feet without stumbling on something that's guaranteed to amend your amorous anguish.
Science has proven that nothing cements a relationship more than pure terror. Why do you think so many people take their dates to horror movies? Forget the chocolates this week. If you want love, go for inverted, looping thrill rides. After all, isn't that what love really is?