Which is why I'm offering you this warning from Queen's, New York.
In case you've never been to Queens before, let me clarify.

So there you have it. Who knew that some of our most beloved fantasy characters called Queens home? Needless to say, if you've never been a fan of dungeons and dragons, or if you think you'd be tempted to steal the One Ring for yourself, I may recommend sticking to Manhattan. People aren't nearly as odd there.